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I don't care what your friends have said, hemorrhoids are the worst. It's not just the pain with the pooing, it's the intense and incessant ITCHING of the bum hole! Who knew that having diarrhea for more than a week would cause hemorrhoids? Who knew that an itchy bum hole would be enough to keep me (and the boyfriend) up half the night?

You know what's worse than having hermorrhoids? Having to buy a cream called 'Anusol' from the drugstore today. Yep, ANUSOL.

Oh, and something else that's new - the bandages I've been having to wear to dress my wounds are now causing inflamed burns on my skin. Yipee!

I'm booking my flight(s). Stress!

Date: 2009-06-18 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Anusol? Really? They didn't get really creative with the making of that name did they?

Date: 2009-06-18 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Haha, I knoooooooow! The worst is that it works so much better than the more creatively named preparation h.

haha, anus.


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