wanna know why my canvas is still blank?

I have so much to write about: the first, being essays and crap like that, and the rest being much more exciting things like moving into a new place, projects, kisses and railroad bridges; but I have to start by telling you that I haven't been able to stop laughing at this for the past few days. I go back, read it again, and then pee my pants. That, and the first season of 'House' I rented have been occupying those other parts of my brain not used in essay-writing or blogging. Updates and such shortly, including queries like 'what's up, Hillside?' and 'hey, you wanna come to my Birthday party?'. We'll talk soon.